How to Talk to a Woman Who is Wearing Headphones (SPOILER: Don’t)
These days, many women walk around without a man to escort them. Sometimes they choose to listen to music or a podcast while doing so, using a device known as a “pair of headphones”. These headphones act as a small set of speakers, playing the audio content directly into the women’s ears.
Yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t talk to them.
Here are some tried and true methods of communicating with a woman who is busy not talking to you.
1. Send her a text message.
Using your mobile phone’s messaging application, compose a short message and send it directly to her phone. She should be able to access her text messages even while wearing headphones.
But what if you don’t have her number? Let’s move on to our next option…
2. Type her an email.
Using a webmail application, either on your phone, tablet or computer, a great way to contact a busy woman is via email – even when she is wearing headphones!
Oh wait – you don’t have her email address either? How about option number 3…
3. Write her a letter.
Take it old school. All you need is a pen, some paper, an envelope and a stamp. Then, the postie will deliver your letter directly to the woman’s house or place of business, no matter what fancy stereo equipment she has strapped to her head.
And if you don’t know her address, try looking it up in the phone book – all you need to know is her name.
And if you don’t know her name, then why the hell are you trying to talk to her anyway?
On second thoughts, you should probably just try to talk to someone who isn’t busy listening to something else.