How to Survive Mars Retrograde in Just Three Easy Steps
Thought you were in the clear now that Mercury Retrograde has ended? No such luck! It’s now Mars’ turn. Mars is in retrograde from the 1st of March until the 19th May, and is set to wreak havoc over many aspects of your life.
But never fear – I have a foolproof guide to surviving these next few months. All you have to do is follow three easy steps:
1. Don’t let astrology dictate your life.
Seems fairly self-explanatory, doesn’t it?
2. Act normal, and deal with everything as you normally would.
3. Eat nachos.
Because they are [arguably] the best food in the world.